Monday, October 15, 2018

Corporal Punishment 2

So last night I was calling up Dothan, Alabama checking availability for my A-list client.  My client needs, need to be met such as a stocked refrigerator with ½ pound pulled pork daily, and a quart of wild turkey.  He also needs his anonymity so the place needs to have a side entrance that only he will be able to use.  My client prefers a smaller motel because the paparazzi.   We will also be needing it for the entire month of August because he will be in town shooting a film that was revamped from a 70’s show called Corporal Punishment 2 . This film will put my A-list client back on the map, he’s starred in such films as Point Break.


I talked with 4 different places, got to know which place had the best BBQ in town, which place I should stay away from (B-line Motel) because of prostitutes, and my client obviously has had trouble with them in the past.  The two guy clerks I spoke with were very helpful and were willing to meet my needs, The Hampton and Country Inn Suites.  The two female clerks were more reluctant to meet my demands, even when I said just between you and me, can you make sure that frig has ½ pound of pulled pork and I’ll make it worth your while.  At one point one of the ladies said I don’t think we will be able to meet all the demands that you’re A-list client needs, we don’t have a Masseuse, and I interrupted her and said I didn’t say anything about a masseuse, but do you have them there?

Supposedly the best BBQ in town:




Friday, April 29, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Southern Minnesota's Big Ag Dilemma


People need agriculture but they also like clean water, maybe reduce productivity for sustainability. If a farmer's having to give up 50 feet of his land for ditches to hold runoff from nitrogen fertilizer/animal waste, Dayton's proposal, then they should be compensated for their land, 16 feet is the current law for ditches to water ways. We need to find a middle ground or implement disposal methods other than the current one. Big Ag is destroying local farmers along with the environment. There should be some measure of accountability when it comes to pollution and Minnesota's government just did away with the Citizens' Board of MPCA after 50 years of conservation all because a few Big Ag companies, who did not have their silver platter handed to them, went elsewhere.