So last night I was calling up Dothan, Alabama checking
availability for my A-list client. My client needs, need to be met such as
a stocked refrigerator with ½ pound pulled pork daily, and a quart of wild
turkey. He also needs his anonymity so the place needs to have a side
entrance that only he will be able to use. My client prefers a smaller
motel because the paparazzi. We will also be needing it for the entire
month of August because he will be in town shooting a film that was revamped
from a 70’s show called Corporal Punishment 2 . This film will put
my A-list client back on the map, he’s starred in such films as Point Break.
I talked with 4 different places, got to know which place
had the best BBQ in town, which place I should stay away from (B-line Motel)
because of prostitutes, and my client obviously has had trouble with them in
the past. The two guy clerks I spoke with were very helpful and were willing to
meet my needs, The Hampton and Country Inn Suites. The two female clerks were more reluctant to meet my demands, even when I said just between you and me,
can you make sure that frig has ½ pound of pulled pork and I’ll make it worth
your while. At one point one of the ladies said I don’t think we will be able to
meet all the demands that you’re A-list client needs, we don’t have a Masseuse,
and I interrupted her and said I didn’t say anything about a masseuse, but do
you have them there?
Supposedly the best BBQ in town:
Supposedly the best BBQ in town:

